Preston's Questions (Second Post of the Day)

Okay, I know I already posted today and I know that some of you have read this in an email, but I had to share it with the world. My husband taught in Bible study tonight about patience. Preston always tries my husbands patience with his many, many, many questions and constant talking. So, on the way home my DH kept track of all the questions that Preston asked. He shared them with the class in an email because he talked about his challenge with Preston in class tonight. I was rolling on the ground laughing at these questions so I just had to share them! We only have a five minute drive from church, so you have to imagine these questions coming like rapid fire, one right after the other.

Here they are
“Is the moon full or half way full? When is it going to be full? Why do birds eat seeds? How do you pay for something that costs a lot of dollars and ninety nine cents? Is softball like baseball, but they just use tennis balls instead of hardballs?"

FYI-we have been watching college softball and the balls they use are green for visibility purposes.